A duck walks into a bar

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r1dave
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A duck walks into a bar

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and ask sthe barman: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?
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Re: A duck walks into a bar

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Thats so shit, it funny :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: A duck walks into a bar

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speedy(delboy) wrote:Thats so [poo poo], it funny :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Agreed :) :)
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