A man walking along a street with a sack on his back gets stopped by a Police officer.
The officer asks him "What's in the sack"
"Take a look" says the man.
To which the officer does - puts his hand in and pulls out a load of sh*t!
"What's this" says the officer.
The man answers "A man in the pub offered me a SACKAKAKI and i thought i'd bought a bike!"
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