The lawyer said - "Last night I licked my wife all over and she got so excited that she felt like she was floating"
The doctor said - "Last night as I fingered my wife she got so excited that her body actually rose off the bed"
The biker said "Last night I f***ed my wife hard up the ass then I jumped up and wiped my d**k on the curtains and my wife............Hit The Roof!
an old one i know but how many times has it happend to you, wiped on somthing you should not
