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An extract from mine as my reputation obviously precedes me :D

1. A League of super-human teenagers. The leader, aptly named Layne, is the best looking, smartest one of the group.

2. The name your momma screams during intercourse.
Your mom: OOOOHHH LAYNE!!!!!!

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Ha ha!!!
A small furry creature, originating from an alternate Earth. Measuring an average of 14 inches in diameter and capable of hovering up to 6 feet, Smilers are also capable of telepathy within a given range and are very friendly with humans.
But slightly more worrying.....
The mark left on your skin after someone gouges their nails into you.
Is that after she's screamed "ooooooo, LAYNE!!!!!!!"

I'm sure my mother would be very very grateful Layne....she's about 66 yrs old..lol! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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cool tomboy girl, usually short for Melissa or Melony. she likes to hang with the boys and often doesn't have many girl-friends. hot.

girl-nextdoor type that anyone would like to spend their life with.
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Mel Daytona600 wrote:
cool tomboy girl, usually short for Melissa or Melony. she likes to hang with the boys and often doesn't have many girl-friends. hot.

girl-nextdoor type that anyone would like to spend their life with.
my favouritist person in the whole wide world. universe. as big as we can go........

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dynasangel isn't defined yet. :D
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look under 'pain in the arse' :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Oh dear :|

Delve

Immensely homosexual beyond all normal definition.

OMFG You are delve...get away from me you delve bitch!

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thats more accurate than the definition of funky...
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