Layne Petition
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- Redlight
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Layne Petition
Layne is a nutter, you should have seen the way he was riding yesterday........BUT his time around the Nurburgring is a pathetic 9'14..........WTF!!!!!!!! that is little faster than Jeremy Clarkson managed in a deisel Jag.
We need him to show that a portly middle aged biker can still cut it.
Please show your support by adding your name.
Thank you.........
We need him to show that a portly middle aged biker can still cut it.
Please show your support by adding your name.
Thank you.........
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Re: Layne Petition
I could say so many things here ......... but I will let discretion be my watchword
(if only 'cos I know that whatever I say will come back ten-fold
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Of all the things I have ever lost, I miss my mind the most .....
Handle stressful situations like a dog - If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away
Handle stressful situations like a dog - If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away
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Re: Layne Petition
i cannot comment as keeping up with layne is something i can only dream of.
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don't forget we are onX and Instagrambelieve it or not !!!
southwestbikers@southwestbikers (original, I know.
KTM 1290 SDR
KTM 690 supermoto smc R,
Zx10r trackbike,
ktm 350 excf muddy
Suspension and bike work undertaken.
Re: Layne Petition
You [bar steward] – you know I’m weak and want to
Must resist
but
but
NO – find your own way round
Must resist
but
but
NO – find your own way round
#152 Straights are for fast bikes. Corners are for fast riders
Re: Layne Petition
I've got his YZF on the dyno at the moment, so cross my palm with silver and I'll secretly fit a 33bhp restrictr kit so you can keep up with him.billinom8s wrote:i cannot comment as keeping up with layne is something i can only dream of.
Re: Layne Petition
He wasn't "Portly" when I last saw him 
I'm sure it was this side of Xmas.... Layne?
I'm sure it was this side of Xmas.... Layne?
Steve.E
Re: Layne Petition
go layne go.......said in a cheerleader type way

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Re: Layne Petition
...with pompoms and ra ra skirts and bunches and..... oops, shall I stop?julian wrote:go layne go.......said in a cheerleader type way![]()
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Re: Layne Petition
Yes please stop. Your conjuring up images which could get a bloke, home alone with his computer, in lots of troubleSmiler wrote:...with pompoms and ra ra skirts and bunches and..... oops, shall I stop?julian wrote:go layne go.......said in a cheerleader type way![]()
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Re: Layne Petition
We aint all skinny little midgets like you "antony"Redlight wrote:Layne is a nutter, you should have seen the way he was riding yesterday........BUT his time around the Nurburgring is a pathetic 9'14..........WTF!!!!!!!! that is little faster than Jeremy Clarkson managed in a deisel Jag.
We need him to show that a portly middle aged biker can still cut it.
Please show your support by adding your name.
Thank you.........
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Re: Layne Petition
Ha ha ha
Still not going
Tony, I’ll get you butler
Still not going
Tony, I’ll get you butler
#152 Straights are for fast bikes. Corners are for fast riders
- TLS-Moose
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Re: Layne Petition
Said in a "Southpark" manner ...... Ha Ha, they called you "Portly"

Of all the things I have ever lost, I miss my mind the most .....
Handle stressful situations like a dog - If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away
Handle stressful situations like a dog - If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away
Re: Layne Petition
lol
my rides : chinky cafe racer rattler 125 (its a honda cg clone and ive been daring enough to mod it lol ) 28mm flatside carb , ts 125 inlet stub , fmf shorty powerpipe , cbr 400 rev counter,Cbr 400 nc 23 , current mods being striped down ,
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Re: Layne Petition
did he get tired and have a rest on the way round?
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