Layne Petition

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Layne Petition

Post by Redlight »

Layne is a nutter, you should have seen the way he was riding yesterday........BUT his time around the Nurburgring is a pathetic 9'14..........WTF!!!!!!!! that is little faster than Jeremy Clarkson managed in a deisel Jag.

We need him to show that a portly middle aged biker can still cut it.

Please show your support by adding your name.

Thank you.........
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I could say so many things here ......... but I will let discretion be my watchword :oops: :roll: (if only 'cos I know that whatever I say will come back ten-fold :lol: )
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Post by billinom8s »

i cannot comment as keeping up with layne is something i can only dream of.
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You [bar steward] – you know I’m weak and want to

Must resist



but




but





NO – find your own way round
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I love layne, he's just the right height.
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Post by jam »

billinom8s wrote:i cannot comment as keeping up with layne is something i can only dream of.
I've got his YZF on the dyno at the moment, so cross my palm with silver and I'll secretly fit a 33bhp restrictr kit so you can keep up with him. :D
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Post by SteveR3 »

He wasn't "Portly" when I last saw him :lol:

I'm sure it was this side of Xmas.... Layne? :wink:
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go layne go.......said in a cheerleader type way :wink: :lol: :D
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julian wrote:go layne go.......said in a cheerleader type way :wink: :lol: :D
...with pompoms and ra ra skirts and bunches and..... oops, shall I stop? :oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Smiler wrote:
julian wrote:go layne go.......said in a cheerleader type way :wink: :lol: :D
...with pompoms and ra ra skirts and bunches and..... oops, shall I stop? :oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes please stop. Your conjuring up images which could get a bloke, home alone with his computer, in lots of trouble :oops: …….. :lol: :lol: :D
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Redlight wrote:Layne is a nutter, you should have seen the way he was riding yesterday........BUT his time around the Nurburgring is a pathetic 9'14..........WTF!!!!!!!! that is little faster than Jeremy Clarkson managed in a deisel Jag.

We need him to show that a portly middle aged biker can still cut it.

Please show your support by adding your name.

Thank you.........
We aint all skinny little midgets like you "antony" :lol: dont worry layne ill stick up for you!!!
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Ha ha ha







Still not going

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Said in a "Southpark" manner ...... Ha Ha, they called you "Portly" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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lol
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Post by Cheese Monkey »

did he get tired and have a rest on the way round?
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