JUST KIDDIN' But feel this way in the mornings

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grampy
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JUST KIDDIN' But feel this way in the mornings

Post by grampy »

I've sure gotten old!

I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,

New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes

I'm half blind,

Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

Take 40 different medications that

Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia .

Have poor circulation;

Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.

Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,

I still have my driver's license.
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Re: JUST KIDDIN' But feel this way in the mornings

Post by Funky »

Haha so true. Some of the parkinsons patients I see that get in to their cars scare the beejesus oout of me.
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