Must be fast!

[scorcher]

Nikon have just released a new camera with a shutter speed so fast they claim you can snap a woman with her mouth closed..............

I waited all week for a celebrity to die so I could tell a joke about them,then Jim fixed it for me.

A SWB asked a woman in a disco "Fancy a shag?"
"I'm on my menstrual cycle " she replied.
"Great"He said "I'm on my Gixxer,I'll follow you home"

My mate was in a nasty bike accident and he lost both his legs and the shock left him mute
. But does he make a song and dance about it?


I used to be obsessed with Phil Collins................but take a look at me now!