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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I propose Diane Hill as Yorkshire's nomination for an outstanding effort to win the award.
Decanting petrol from one container to another is a risky business at any time. To lessen the risk, Diane decided to do it in her house, in the kitchen, whilst dinner was cooking, in saucepans, over lit gas rings... you can get the rest... :roll: :roll: :roll:
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I don't think there is going to be much contest here. That kind of stupidity is going to be hard to match.
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Darwin award was exactly my thought when I heard she did this
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it could have been worse....she could have been puffing on a fag when doing it as well :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
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I think in the stupidity stakes, no one could hold a candle to her.
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Funky wrote:I think in the stupidity stakes, no one could hold a candle to her.
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She is a shining beacon of light in an otherwise dark time.
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hmm... an MP said keep your tanks topped up might be a good idea... I know I'll decanter petrol in the kitchen with a lit gas hob!!! Well, obviously it's the fault of the MP's, poor girl...
As much as you have to sympathies wioth anyone suffering such injuries, but STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPIIIIIIIIDDDDDD lady... Yep, Darwin award definiteoly on it's way there!!! :)) =)) :)) =))
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I'v heard she's really HOT!! :ymblushing:..........................











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badgerKDD wrote:I'v heard she's really HOT!! :ymblushing:..........................


Indeed...smokin' even :))











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Scotty wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen,
I propose Diane Hill as Yorkshire's nomination for an outstanding effort to win the award.
Decanting petrol from one container to another is a risky business at any time. To lessen the risk, Diane decided to do it in her house, in the kitchen, whilst dinner was cooking, in saucepans, over lit gas rings... you can get the rest... :roll: :roll: :roll:

:shock: :shock:
I know we all do stupid things occasionally but.....

...some people really are thick aren't they. :roll:
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