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Mervin
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Dream job

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After three days the water ran out and started drinking my own urine. After another three days I could no longer recycle my piss and realised I was out of options and had to accept the inevitable.

So I opened some of the Fosters I was delivering.
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Re: Dream job

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Why is Fosters like having sex in a canoe???










Cos its f**kin close to water 8)
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