A Milk man is putting down two pints on a doorstep on Christmas eve when the front door opens, a sexy brunette grabs him drags him indoors throws him on the floor and makes love to him. After she takes him in the kitchen and cooks him a slap up breakfast.
When he's finished eating she gives him ten pounds and shows him to the door.
Still in a state of shock he says thanks and is about to walk away, but feels he must ask why she has just done what she did.
The woman replies, well it is Christmas and I asked my hubby last night what I should give you as a Christmas box. My hubby said, screw him give him a tenner.
The breakfast was my idea.
Milkman
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