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I spied this gem on the net recently myself.
Perhaps he's now wondering if it would be easier to get to 2-stroke Nirvanah by just removing 1 stroke from what should be his favourite engine - the Wankel(r).
Dunno why no-one else has thought of this, perhaps I'm on to something!

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...or, he could remove yet another one to have a 1-stroke, which we all know is best !
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Clearly he does not understand modern engines. To turn your bike from a 4 stroke to a 2 stoke you just have to show it a little less love and gently caress the left side of your bike only with 2 gentle strokes leaving the right side alone hence changing the bike from a 4 stroke to a 2 stroke machine

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Haha. I have seen powerbands for sale on ebay. Lol
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Ive also seen pedals for sale on ebay too =)) =))
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menzies3032 wrote:Clearly he does not understand modern engines. To turn your bike from a 4 stroke to a 2 stoke you just have to show it a little less love and gently caress the left side of your bike only with 2 gentle strokes leaving the right side alone hence changing the bike from a 4 stroke to a 2 stroke machine

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