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:D :D :D :D :D
Have you noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac ?
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:80: That's one less christmas card to send this year... :p
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:)): :)): :)): - and you lot used to take the wee-wee about my old Futura :mrgreen: . Looks like there's a new contender on the block!
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--we do still take it out of your bike Phil, for good reason.
The only thing that gets more taken out of it is the hedge on a gixxer owners rideout.
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