1; You can turn a bike on with a button thats easy to find
2; You can ride a bike when and where you want
3; A motorbike never gets on your back
4; Gallon for gallon petral is cheaper than bailey's (just)
5; A motorbike doesnt get jealous if u throw your leg over another motorbike
6; Motorbikes are fitted with silencers
7; If a motorbike breaksdown you dont need to take out a morgage with interflora
8; A motorbike only requies attention every 5,000 miles
9; A motorbike wount run off with the first bloke it sees with a bigger chopper
10; A motorbike will wait quietly wait outside the pub whilest you have a good time
11; A motorbike doesnt complain if you fart while you're riding it
12; A motorbike doesnt need a new pair of shoes everytime you take it out
