How dodgy/bad are you ? :-/

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How dodgy/bad are you ? :-/

Post by Little Devil »

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Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place? but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: ?7000 :o :shock: :o
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Post by CvPiper »

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello? what 'ave we 'ere then?? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is?)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 73 Potential fine: ?7000

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wont gimme a score :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Whitetrash »

Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person? Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: ?9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

:shock: So I Really Am A C*nt.
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Post by Jay »

Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be? You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: ?9500
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Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: ?9500
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Post by A_T »

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door?

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: ?0
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Post by speedy(delboy) »

HOPE YOU ALL REALISE THAT THE SITE YOU USED IS A GOVERNMENT AND POLICE SITE TAKING NOTE OF IP ADDRESS
















































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SUCKER :lol: :lol:
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Post by A_T »

lol ^

will forever feel guilty of taking that milky bar from the local corner shop when I was....................





























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NOT :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Bondy »

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house? Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: ?0

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
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Post by Funky »

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: ?7000


Hope i'm more like Micheal Cain rather than Steve Martin
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Post by pedro »

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: ?7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.


anyone got ?7000 i can borrow??
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speedy wrote:HOPE YOU ALL REALISE THAT THE SITE YOU USED IS A GOVERNMENT AND POLICE SITE TAKING NOTE OF IP ADDRESS
SUCKER :lol: :lol:
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Post by miler »

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place? but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: ?7000
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Post by Tom L »

could of simplified that into two questions

1. Are you a chav?
2. Do you have lots of sex?


Good thing i'm so well behaved :wink:
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