Political Correctness in the work place....

[Funky]

Due to the complaints by staff members would all employees please replace any abusive language with the replacement given below:

Old Phrase followed by New Phrase

No F**king Way - I'm sure thats not feasible

Your F**king Joking - Really?

Tell someone who gives a F**k - Have you run that by.....?

I don't have the f**king time - Perhaps I can work late..

Who f**king cares - Are you sure thats a problem?

Eat sh*t and die - You don't say

Eat sh*t and die Motherf**ker - You don't say sir

Kiss my arse - Yes I can help you

He's a f**king p**ck - He is somewhat insensitve

She's a ball busting b**ch - She is an aggressive go-getter

You haven't got a f**king clue - You could benefit from more training

This place is f**ked - We are a little disorganised today

What sort of f**kwit are you? - Are you new?

F**k off s**t head - Well there you go

You are a f**king w**ker - You are my team leader and I respect you

F**k off - I'll look into it and get back to you

[speedy(delboy)]

I edited yur post dude because there were loads and loads of gaps and was hard to read. It wont work useing the space bar to create a gap between words. If you want to do that use microsoft word first mate and then copy/paste it on a thread.

Speedy

[Jay]

like it

[Funky]

Cheers, it annoyed the crap out of me how it didn't come up right