Explain Yourself!!
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Everytime they made love the husband would always insist on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in th middle of a wild, crazy , screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device...........................................
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.
"You impoent b******d," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You'd better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly...."I'll explain the toy.........................you explain the kids".
Jokes
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An englishman, frenchman and italian are discussing there sexual prowess. In a gallic tone the frenchman says 'After I have made love to my wife she rises six inches off the bed' with latin verve the italian boasts 'When I make love to my wife she rises 6 foot above the bed'. The englishman then retorts 'My wife hits the roof after I wipe my c*ck on the curtain'
