>> FEMALE PRAYER
>>
>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>> One who's handsome, smart and strong
>> One who loves to listen long,
>> One who thinks before he speaks,
>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>> I pray he's gainfully employed,
>> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
>> "how big is my behind?"
>> I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very
> best
>> friend.
>>
>> Amen.
>>
>>
>> MALE PRAYER
>>
>> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with great boobs who owns an
>> off-licence and a big boat.
>> This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
