they go over to the bird section.
Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem".
The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat
cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag."
The clerk does and the two guys pay for the
birds and leave the shop.
They get into Gerry's van and drive until they
are high up in the hills and stop at the
top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop.
"Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry.
"Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy.
They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss.
"I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry.
He then takes two birds out of the bag, places
them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes
straight down for a few seconds followed by a SPLAT.
As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he
shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie
jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me"
======- PART TWO =======
A minute later, Seamus arrives.
He too has been to the pet shop and he walks
up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then
Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus
is carrying a gun.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says and launches
himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches
as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows
the parrot's head off.
Seamus continues to plummet until there is a
SPLAT!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never
troyin' dat parrotshooting nider"
======- PART THREE =======
A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean
strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and
he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken
out of the bag, and launches himself off the
cliff with the usual result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head
"Fock me Sean, first der was Gerry wit his budgie
jumping, den Seamus parrot shooting and now you
blimmin' hen gliding!"
