Chinese Proverbs

[LWR GERRY]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell,bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

[A_T]

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

In Miler's case this would be

Man with two chopsticks go hungry.

[andrew]

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

In Miler's case this would be

Man with two chopsticks go hungry.

at one point his mouth was so close to the bowl i thought he was just going to chuck the chopsticks away and lick the bowl clean

I'm sure its because they were Japanese chopsticks he'd be much better with chinese ones

[miler]

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

In Miler's case this would be

Man with two chopsticks go hungry.

at one point his mouth was so close to the bowl i thought he was just going to chuck the chopsticks away and lick the bowl clean

I'm sure its because they were Japanese chopsticks he'd be much better with chinese ones

ha ha, dont matter how many chopsticks miler has he would go hungry...

unless he could weld them together to make a fork, then look out