to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes
were missing. She was forced to borrow her
sister's, which were a bit on the small side.
When the day's festivities were finally over,
Charles and Camilla retired to their room, right
next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.
As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside
their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and
said, "Darling, please get these shoes off, my
feet are killing me."
The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the
right shoe with vigour, but it was stuck fast.
"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back.
"It's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!"
There was a big groan from the Prince,
and then Camilla exclaimed, "There! That's it!
Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned
to Prince Phillip and said, "See? I told you, with a
face like that she was still a virgin."
Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying
to pry off the left shoe.
"Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
exclaimed the heir to the throne.
At which Prince Phillip turned to the
Queen and said, "That's my boy. Once a Navy
man, always a Navy man!"
