Who's Blonde!?!

[LWR GERRY]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think I was "Crazy" and give me time off.
A few minutes later the boss came in to the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.


When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her......
"Where do you think you are going?"


She said, "I'm going home too, I can' work in the dark!"