Bedtimes VIRUS!!!!!

LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » Oct 19th, '05, 17:48

If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it!!
Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.This virus will mix antifreeze into your fishtank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone!!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
RIGHT NOW,as you read this, 17 million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you-----you're on the computer!!!!!!

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Oct 19th, '05, 17:58

Cheers Me Deers for that useless information

pedro · Post by **pedro** » Oct 19th, '05, 22:33

Sounds like a description of my wife

baskie · Post by **baskie** » Oct 20th, '05, 11:42

sprocket · Post by **sprocket** » Oct 20th, '05, 12:48

UPURS windows users bwahahahahahahaha

:D:D:D:D:D lol

Tom L · Post by **Tom L** » Oct 24th, '05, 18:40

RIGHT NOW,as you read this, 17 million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you-----you're on the computer!!!!!!

i can multi task

TC · Post by TC » Oct 24th, '05, 20:30

Tom L wrote:
RIGHT NOW,as you read this, 17 million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you-----you're on the computer!!!!!!

i can multi task

What, One hand on the keyboard, the other down on your ..

Tom L · Post by **Tom L** » Oct 25th, '05, 11:30

the other down on your ..

i feel a "yo mom/yo girlfriend" joke would be a good retalitaion but i'm above that

you gay!