Positive Racism

tomr6 · Post by **tomr6** » Oct 25th, '05, 08:22

An Irishman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a fat chick get on the
subway.
They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all hear
a loud slap. When the lights come on, the Englishman has a big red
handprint on his face.
The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Englishman must have made a move for me,
but fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him."
The fat woman thinks: "Hmm, that Englishman tried to put the moves on
that blonde and got slapped. Good for her."
The Englishman thinks: "Hey, that Irishman must have went for the blonde,
and she slapped me by mistake!"
The Irishman thinks: "Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel, so I
can wallop that English fu*ker again".

Cheggers · Post by **Cheggers** » Oct 25th, '05, 08:57

PMSL!!!

Working with the english everyday you appreciate that joke even more

jim · Post by **jim** » Oct 25th, '05, 09:06

1blue · Post by **1blue** » Oct 25th, '05, 11:47

PMSL

Notice the paddy is too scared to do it in the light.

Could be worse, could have had a taffy twat in there.

baskie · Post by **baskie** » Oct 25th, '05, 12:41

lol good effort

orko · Post by **orko** » Oct 25th, '05, 14:17

pmsl

bikergirl · Post by **bikergirl** » Oct 25th, '05, 14:36

A_T · Post by **A_T** » Nov 7th, '05, 08:54

lol

jim · Post by **jim** » Nov 7th, '05, 09:14

just had to laugh again