'are there different types of boobs Dad'
'Well son' looking very sheepishly around the table, but not wishing to lie proceeds to answer the question, 'there are three types, in her 20's a womans boobs are firm and round like oranges, in her 30-40's they are like melons soft and comfortable and very tasty but in her 50's they are like onions'
'Onions ?' enquires the son
'Yeah one look and they wanna make u cry'
Not wishing to be outdone, the daughter fuming says to her Mum, 'Mum, how many types of willies are there ?'Mother smiles 'thats simple darling there are three types also, in his 20's its like an oak, thick and strong, in his 30-40's its like a birch, flexible but strong enough but in his 50's its like a christmas tree'
'Christmas tree ?' askes the daughter
'yes darling dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only !!'
