Essex Girls

Mark-Blade · Post by **Mark-Blade** » Nov 9th, '05, 15:10

A train hits a busload of Essex girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter. St Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a mans thing?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger" St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Joanne have you ever had any contact with a mans thing?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and a girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies.."If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before Lorraine sticks her arse in it!!"

CvPiper · Post by **CvPiper** » Nov 9th, '05, 15:50

1blue · Post by **1blue** » Nov 9th, '05, 15:54

orko · Post by **orko** » Nov 9th, '05, 15:54

pmsl

Ride-or-die · Post by **Ride-or-die** » Nov 9th, '05, 16:11

lol being from essex, sounds about right, in essex birds we trust

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Nov 9th, '05, 16:14

nice 1 mark

mental · Post by **mental** » Nov 9th, '05, 16:27

jim · Post by **jim** » Nov 9th, '05, 16:40

hilljd00 · Post by **hilljd00** » Nov 9th, '05, 18:19

haha

baskie · Post by **baskie** » Nov 9th, '05, 18:21

sure that joke used to be done wiht nuns

, still funny