Missionarys position

1154macaw · Post by **1154macaw** » Nov 10th, '05, 09:49

A white missionary was stationed deep in Africa, he was the only white person with hundreds of miles. One day, a white baby was born to a beautiful young lady among the tribe. The chief goes to the missionary and recalls all the preaching about chastity and abstinence and then demands an explanation.

The obviously nervous missionary knew that he had been caught but tried his best to offer an explanation. He said, “chief, look amongst your sheep, do you not have one or two black sheep in your flock?” The chief pondered this explanation and said “I see what you mean missionary. I won’t tell anyone else about the baby if you don’t tell anyone else about the sheep.”

Mark-Blade · Post by **Mark-Blade** » Nov 10th, '05, 10:18

AndyCBR · Post by **AndyCBR** » Nov 10th, '05, 12:30

Spot on

jim · Post by **jim** » Nov 10th, '05, 13:28

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Nov 10th, '05, 16:02

good 1 mate

barmy-carmy · Post by **barmy-carmy** » Nov 10th, '05, 16:30

Cracker Lol!

orko · Post by **orko** » Nov 10th, '05, 17:18

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Nov 10th, '05, 17:18

A_T · Post by **A_T** » Nov 10th, '05, 17:26

lmao

TC · Post by TC » Nov 10th, '05, 18:16

mental · Post by **mental** » Nov 10th, '05, 18:17