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Alzheimers eye test

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ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every "F" in the following text:



FINISHED FILES ARE
THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY
COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)












































HOW MANY ?...................... 3?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 – no joke.


READ IT AGAIN !

















The reasoning behind is further down.



The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Three is normal, four is quite rare.
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Post by Chewie »

Woohoo im a genius.. or maybe i have just done this before.. nah im a genius
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Post by pedro »

Genius here too!!

Sorry not done it before just took te time to count them!?!
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Post by Mark-Blade »

Oh dear no hope for me then... :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I know I'm a genius - but I still mis-counted :lol: :lol:
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Post by Maver-Nick »

That'll be just the 1 for me then... :oops:

Eyes failing too... :oops:
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Post by svr-ash »

v.good A_T
What did you get...........2...... :lol: :lol:
[img]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/svrash/sig.jpg[/img]
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svr-ash wrote:v.good A_T
What did you get...........2...... :lol: :lol:
I got "F" all :oops: :lol: :lol:
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Argent_Taon wrote:
svr-ash wrote:v.good A_T
What did you get...........2...... :lol: :lol:
I got "F" all :oops: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I got 2, missed scientific :oops: :oops:
[img]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/svrash/sig.jpg[/img]
[url=http://www.photobox.co.uk/album/thumbnails.html?c_album=5757216&page=all][b]My Llandow album[/b][/url]
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Post by baskie »

lol, i got 5,
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Post by baskie »

missed the scientific one. probs cus i dont know how to spell it i dont know what letters go into the bloody word. lmfao
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Post by Leroy »

I got 3! Damn those OF'S! :lol:
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Post by jim »

i got all 6 first time never seen it before but hey i always knew :wink: :D :D
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Post by Funky »

I'd like to see this study because I think it is flawed....
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Post by MinesaVodka »

A friend asked me if i would rather have Alzheimers or Parkinsons.......................


I replied id rather have Parkinsons as id prefer to spill half my Pint than forget where i put the bloody thing in the first place
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