TRAFFIC COPS.....................

LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » Nov 23rd, '05, 11:44

While I was driving down the M5 the other day, (going a liitle faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked:
"Runway too short was it?"
To which I replied: "I'm late for work."
To which he asked,"What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The copper was surprised and confused. "A what ? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six foot arsehole?"
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."

SPEEDING FINE £105.00

COURT COSTS £45

LOOK ON COPPERS FACE ~~~PRICELESS~~~

CvPiper · Post by **CvPiper** » Nov 23rd, '05, 11:46

svr-ash · Post by **svr-ash** » Nov 23rd, '05, 11:49

jim · Post by **jim** » Nov 23rd, '05, 11:51

class

Mark-Blade · Post by **Mark-Blade** » Nov 23rd, '05, 11:54

Oh Yessss

A_T · Post by **A_T** » Nov 23rd, '05, 12:06

orko · Post by **orko** » Nov 23rd, '05, 12:11

baskie · Post by **baskie** » Nov 23rd, '05, 12:47

CBR_LOVER · Post by **CBR_LOVER** » Nov 23rd, '05, 12:49

spot on

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Nov 23rd, '05, 15:22

God heard that one when i was at play school