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Mervin
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three wishes

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A man found the proverbial magic lamp one day and rubbed it
the genie granted him 3 wishes
first wish was a big house
second was lots of money
and the third he whispered quietly in the genies ear
sitting in the big house drinking chamapagne one day he hears a knock at the door
on answering it he sees three Klu Klux Klan men there and a large cross has been erected in his garden
the klansmen say are you the one who wished to be hung like a nigger
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