A dad is on his way home from the office, running late, when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not yet got her a gift.
So he stops off at a toy shop store to buy his daughter a Barbie.
Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.
The salesgirl responds: "Which one?"
The man looking at the huge display asks what Barbies are for sale. The salesgirl says
"We have.................Gymnasium Barbie, £19.95, Volleyball Barbie,£19.95, Shopping Barbie,£19.95, Surfing Barbie, £19.95, Disco Barbie, £19.95, Barbie and Ken Special £39.95 and Divorced Barbie, £299.95.
Shocked , the man asked, "Why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbies are £19.95?"
Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with...............Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Jewellery, Ken's Money, Ken's Computer.....................and also cums with G.I.Joe, where as she was faking it with Ken!"
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