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Mark-Blade
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Post by Mark-Blade »

I havn't used the link......because I know I should have been a quality controller in a condom factory :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by clunk »

Using my real name I should be a farmer,

but using Clunk I should be a President.....sounds about right.
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chris999
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Post by chris999 »

yellowrsvr wrote:Pirate :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
more like arse bandit !!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Ali »

LeroyRX wrote: Hello leroy venn you ideal job is a princess :shock: :? :shock:
Hey! That's my job! :P
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Post by AndyCBR »

Hello Andrew your ideal job is a Pantomine Cow :roll:

Didn't say which end though :!: :!: :lol:
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Post by Stinky »

Im a bungy jumper tester. How lame is that for a joke.
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Post by baskie »

full name = chef :lol:
first and last name = a jailbird :?
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Post by Lost Geordie »

Mine came up as mime artist... more like pi$$ artist lol
[size=150][color=red]Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get your sh*tty ideas from. [/color][/size]
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Post by Jay »

Lost Geordie wrote:Mine came up as mime artist... more like pi$$ artist lol
you said it Wayne :lol: :lol: :lol:
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chris999
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Post by chris999 »

baskie wrote:full name = chef :lol:
first and last name = a jailbird :?
english teacher ????!!!! :wink: :wink: :lol:
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yellowrsvr
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Post by yellowrsvr »

chris999 wrote:
yellowrsvr wrote:Pirate :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
more like arse bandit !!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by DynaMight »

Hello Gavin your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster
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Post by 1154macaw »

Juggler :roll: how does it know I play with my balls :oops:
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Post by Funky »

Hello Aaron Causley you ideal job is a Internet Hacker


Anybody have any tips for me?
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Post by Bikerbird »

Wow that's spooky, it says i should be a tree surgeon, i do that anyway!! Amongst other things.
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Is it too big!!
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