Three blondes get stranded on an island after thier boat capsizes.
The three of them go exploring one day, but cant think of a way to get off the island. However, they find a lamp lying on the beach.
One of the blondes picks it up and gives it a rub. A genie pops out and thanks the blondes for freeing him.
"As a reward", he says. "Ill give each of you a wish".
The first blonde steps forward and says "can you make me 10 times more inteligent so that I can find a way of this island?"
The blonde gets turned into a golden retriever and she jumps into the sea and starts to swim away to the mainland. However, 100m off the beach the current carries her away and she drowns.
The second blonde steps forward and asks "can you mak me 100 times more intelligent so that I can find a way off this island?"
The blonde is turned into a brunette, and she goes away and cuts down a tree. She carves it into a boat and makes a canvas for the sail. She then sails off towards the mainland. However, 200m off the beach the boat sinks and she drowns.
The third blonde steps forwards and asks 'can you make me 1000 times more intelligent so that I can find a way to get off this island?'
The genie says 'sure thing', turns the blonde into a man and he crosses the bridge.
Three blondes
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