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sprocket
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by sprocket » Dec 19th, '05, 17:47
http://www.klouseau.com/oops.html
:D:D:D
I can tick a couple of these off
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CvPiper
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by CvPiper » Dec 19th, '05, 18:30
Me too!!
I didn't understand the 'Trying to countersteer a shaft driven bike.'
They still have to be countersteered to turn above 20 mph!!!!!!!!!!
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Leroy
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by Leroy » Dec 19th, '05, 18:50
Didnt read all ... too many .. the ones i did read were good though
Rookie
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by Rookie » Dec 19th, '05, 19:19
Some quite funny ones there, but this I didn't get:
7. Not putting a board under the kickstand on asphalt on a hot day.
I mean, I know you'd need to put board down or a puck on grass, but why on hot tarmac?
*Waves
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Tom
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by Tom » Dec 19th, '05, 20:00
The tarmac melts, and your sidestands goes through it.....
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Tom
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by Tom » Dec 19th, '05, 20:02
I think thats why your a rookie, rookie ;)
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MinesaVodka
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by MinesaVodka » Dec 19th, '05, 20:05
Get a bike over 200Kg on hot tarmac and the words knife through butter spring to mind. Not good to watch
Ill bare the rest in mind
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Tom
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by Tom » Dec 19th, '05, 20:08
Over 200? Mine does it, and its only about 160kg, and my cousins brand new GSXR600 K5 did it.....
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CvPiper
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by CvPiper » Dec 19th, '05, 21:25
On road tarmac its usually ok, put it on pavement tarmac and it'll dig a hole. There are loads outside my garage.
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Cheggers
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by Cheggers » Dec 19th, '05, 21:50
63. Pulling off both fork caps while the bike is on its centerstand
Yes i have released both top and bottom fork clamps and yes the forks fell out.
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Stinky
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by Stinky » Dec 20th, '05, 01:15
You got to remember that this is a american website, and obvoulsy its hotter over there. So a much more common thing I guess.
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jason
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by jason » Dec 20th, '05, 08:54
Stinky wrote: You got to remember that this is a american website, and obvoulsy its hotter over there. So a much more common thing I guess.
not to mention, judging by alot of the reasons in that long list, that alot of them are mildly retarded.
Bikerbird
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by Bikerbird » Dec 20th, '05, 09:33
Backing bike off paving slabs onto path, there's a gap where slabs end before path starts, bike stops on kerb. I put feet down onto thin air (yes i'm a short ass) bike leans over just past balance point before feet touch floor and leans on hubby's bike. Bike is now leaning on my foot and other bike, which is starting to lean over. Cue much shouting and horn bibbing to get neighbours attention. He's playing his guitar and casually looks out window to see what fuss is about and does comedy double take, then rushes out to my aid
Thankgod no damage done to either bikes
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Is it too big!!
gurnE
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by gurnE » Dec 25th, '05, 10:18
Not putting your foot down when stopping
Anyone who does that should stick to a car
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