Sex Drive!

bikerchic30 · Post by **bikerchic30** » Jan 2nd, '06, 11:55

A woman went to the doctor and asked his help to revive her man's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagara?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance" she said, "he won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
"No problem" replied the doctor, "drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how things went."

A week later she returned to the doctor and the doctor inquired as to how things went.
"Oh it was horrible, just terrible, doctor."
"What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, ripped my knickers off and slipped me a length over the table. It was terrible."
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "Was the sex not good?"
"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in MacDonalds again."

chris999 · Post by **chris999** » Jan 2nd, '06, 12:10

pmsl

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jan 2nd, '06, 12:49

Ha ha nice!

CvPiper · Post by **CvPiper** » Jan 2nd, '06, 12:51

PMSL!!!!

bikerchic30 · Post by **bikerchic30** » Jan 2nd, '06, 12:55

A lad goes to see his old grandfather in hospital.
"Hi Grandad, how you doing?"
"Oh, not bad," the old guy replies, "the food's OK and the nurses are lovely."
"Good," says his grandson, "and are you sleeping OK?"
"Oh yes, last thing at night they come round with my cocoa and Viagra pill and I'm out like a light."
Well this doesn't sound right to the lad so he goes off in search of one of the lovely nurses.
"Excuse me," he says, "but my grandad just told me he gets cocoa and Viagra every night. He's 83, that can't be right, surely?"
"Oh yes," she says, "we do that for all our elderly gentlemen patients. The cocoa sends them to sleep and the Viagra stops them rolling out of bed."

Cheggers · Post by **Cheggers** » Jan 2nd, '06, 14:39

I'm sure some of the older SWB members can really appreciate Viagra jokes

chris999 · Post by **chris999** » Jan 2nd, '06, 15:52

Cheggers wrote:

I'm sure some of the older SWB members can really appreciate Viagra jokes

no complaints from your better half !!!

bikerchic30 · Post by **bikerchic30** » Jan 2nd, '06, 16:03

chris999 wrote:
Cheggers wrote:

I'm sure some of the older SWB members can really appreciate Viagra jokes

no complaints from your better half !!!

ouch!

Mervin · Post by **Mervin** » Jan 3rd, '06, 06:32

an old bloke is sat minding his own biz in a nursing home when the liveliest gran comes rushing through and stands right in front of him

she lifts her skirt up to reveal she has no knickers on and shouts "superfanny"

the old bloke say "soup thanks"

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LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » Jan 5th, '06, 13:52

oldies but goodies

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Jan 5th, '06, 14:36

Very good Trace