this is an old one, but quite well told.
A biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They
couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just
walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a
bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and
picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the
store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who
told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603
Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.
I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry
the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry the goose in
your other hand?"
"Why, thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he said, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously. Then said, "I am a lonely
old lady without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in
the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and
ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
chicken's, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."
old joke
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