corporate confusion

Mervin · Post by **Mervin** » Feb 17th, '06, 08:14

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him, how much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, but he replied, none the less, "I earn £2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed £6000.00
cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months' salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?" To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir!"....

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Feb 17th, '06, 08:29

Genuis

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Feb 17th, '06, 08:57

Gonna have to try that!

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Feb 17th, '06, 09:43

LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » Feb 17th, '06, 09:54

xploitation · Post by **xploitation** » Feb 17th, '06, 10:02

nice one, you come up with it all by ureself?

Mervin · Post by **Mervin** » Feb 17th, '06, 12:46

Nah came from south africa
the original figures where in rand.
Merv

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Feb 17th, '06, 12:47

very good