Children's Science Exam

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Children's Science Exam Answers.



These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.



Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

A:Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.



Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.



Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.



Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because

there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.



Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.



Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.



Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A: Premature death.



Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).

A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the

heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.



Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.



Q: What does "varicose" mean?

A: Nearby.



Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section"

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.



Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'

A: Benign is what you will be afteryou be eight.[/b]

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