Essex Blonde!

[LWR GERRY]

A lorry driver in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls
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> > up alongside.
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> > She jumps out of her car, runs up to his lorry, and knocks on the door.
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> > The driver lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and
you
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> > are losing some of your load."
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> > The lorry driver ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the
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> > truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up.
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> > She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
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> > lorry driver lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
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> > says brightly, "Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your
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> > load!".
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> > Shaking his head, the lorry driver ignores her again and continues down
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> > the street.
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> > At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
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> > the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the cab door. The
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> > lorry driver lowers the window.
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> > Again she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your
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> > load!"
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> > When the light turns green, the lorry revs up and races to the next
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> > light.
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> > When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the lorry, and runs
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> > back to the blonde.
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> > He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is
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> > Kevin and I'm driving a f*****g gritter!"
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Stupid cow

[georgie_d]

really good