room with a view
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
During a visit to a mental hospital, a visitor, talking to the director asked what was the criteria which defined whether or not a person should be institutionalised.
"Well", said the director. "We fill a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub".
"Oh, I understand" said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or teacup".
"No" said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a room with or without a view?"
Room with a view?
Moderator: Staff
- LWR GERRY
- Learner Driver
- Posts: 1470
- Joined: Sep 13th, '05, 16:02
- First Name: Gerry
- Location: Plymouth
Room with a view?
[img]http://i6.tinypic.com/11v09r4.png[/img]
Re: Room with a view?
lmfao doneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, wrap this man up and chuck him in a padded roomLWR GERRY wrote:room with a view
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
During a visit to a mental hospital, a visitor, talking to the director asked what was the criteria which defined whether or not a person should be institutionalised.
"Well", said the director. "We fill a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub".
"Oh, I understand" said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or teacup".
"No" said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a room with or without a view?"
[img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/baskie/baskie13332.jpg[/img]
[i]We ride in the knowledge that our fate is in the hands of many
Fairings are for homesexuals [/i]
[i]We ride in the knowledge that our fate is in the hands of many
Fairings are for homesexuals [/i]