No Speakah De English!

LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » Feb 21st, '06, 19:09

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
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A bus stops and 2 foreign men get on. They sit down

and engage in an animated conversation. The lady

sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her

attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say

the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the

lady indignantly. "In this country .......... we

don't speak aloud in public places about our sex

lives"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sex?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell

Mississippi'."

I'VE GOT £5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN

rossi25 · Post by **rossi25** » Feb 21st, '06, 21:11

Very Good but also clever!

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Feb 21st, '06, 23:46

very good ;)

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Feb 22nd, '06, 09:16

v. good

xploitation · Post by **xploitation** » Feb 22nd, '06, 11:58

LOVE IT!!

Gingey · Post by **Gingey** » Feb 22nd, '06, 14:09

couldnt agree more, very good

Maver-Nick · Post by **Maver-Nick** » Feb 22nd, '06, 17:42

I read it twice...