The way to achieve inner peace!

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The way to achieve inner peace!

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we could all do with a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished.

And before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel.
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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lmao :lol:
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Very good... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Better than that bleeding laughing cat... :roll: :wink:
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