)Subject: The Irish Priest
> The priest in a small Irish village loved the
> rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind
> the church. But one Saturday night the cock went
> missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in
> the village so he started to question his parishioners
> in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the
> congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men
> stood up. "No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I
> meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood
> up. "No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has
> anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half
> the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "That wasn't
> what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock? All the nuns,
three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
