F A Cup final

LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » Mar 7th, '06, 21:59

F A Cup final
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A man had two great tickets for the Football Cup final.

As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "The seat is empty".

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA cup final, the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married".

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head...

No. They're all at the funeral".

rossi25 · Post by **rossi25** » Mar 7th, '06, 22:27

LMAO!!!

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Mar 7th, '06, 22:33

lmao .....

Gingey · Post by **Gingey** » Mar 8th, '06, 00:50

georgie_d · Post by **georgie_d** » Mar 8th, '06, 10:14

now thats a cracker

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Mar 8th, '06, 10:40

so wrong and yet so right!!!

Maver-Nick · Post by **Maver-Nick** » Mar 8th, '06, 13:23

I think that's disgusting...

He could of rested his beer on that spare seat...

xploitation · Post by **xploitation** » Mar 8th, '06, 16:11

that has to be a classic!!