Wonna buy a tie?!

LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » Mar 8th, '06, 17:46

fleeing Taliban was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw
something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it.The Arab asked, "My thirst is killing me. Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They
are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water!"
"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a
tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that
hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!"
The Arab staggered away toward the hill and eventually disappeared. Four hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the Jewish man was sitting at his table.The Jew said, "I told you, about two miles over that hill. Could you not find it?""I found it all right," rasped the Arab. "Your brother won't let me in without a tie!"

devilride · Post by **devilride** » Mar 8th, '06, 18:42

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Mar 8th, '06, 18:44

That'll teach the tight git

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Mar 8th, '06, 18:46

solid business sense

tobyedmunds · Post by **tobyedmunds** » Mar 8th, '06, 19:22

ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

rossi25 · Post by **rossi25** » Mar 8th, '06, 19:53

lmao!

xploitation · Post by **xploitation** » Mar 8th, '06, 20:32

nice one!

Mervin · Post by **Mervin** » Mar 8th, '06, 23:19

i like it

Gingey · Post by **Gingey** » Mar 9th, '06, 10:03

Nice one

a dress code!