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LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » Mar 11th, '06, 19:49

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age,he could still have sex 3 times a night.

Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer.

Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun. So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have better sex.

But while I'm sleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand". Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says, "Okay". He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet.

You'll have to.......I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun". Cilla complies with the routine.

Again, the results are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks

"Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in the other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"

Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I slept with a scouser , she stole ma wallet !"

xploitation · Post by **xploitation** » Mar 11th, '06, 21:16

hahaha...love it!!

gixerdrew · Post by **gixerdrew** » Mar 11th, '06, 21:22

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Mar 11th, '06, 22:46

excellent ....

BUT it was on here b4 ...

Maver-Nick · Post by **Maver-Nick** » Mar 12th, '06, 10:04

LeroyRX wrote:excellent ....

BUT it was on here b4 ...

Yep...Posted again...

zx10r · Post by **zx10r** » Mar 12th, '06, 10:07

MRX Steve · Post by **MRX Steve** » Mar 12th, '06, 11:07

Gingey · Post by **Gingey** » Mar 12th, '06, 11:12

Maver-Nick wrote:
LeroyRX wrote:excellent ....

BUT it was on here b4 ...
Yep...Posted again...

Has it been on already has it?
I didnt even recognise it

Good though

jim1979 · Post by **jim1979** » Mar 12th, '06, 11:24

LMAO

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Mar 12th, '06, 11:32

sweeet as...

tobyedmunds · Post by **tobyedmunds** » Mar 12th, '06, 23:33

hehehe! good diversion tactic