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LWR GERRY
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DONKEY!!!

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DONKEY!!!!
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What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonky donkey



What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?

A winky wonky donkey



What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?

A bonky winky wonky donkey



What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind?

A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey



What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?

A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey



What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?

A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey



What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Bus?



















F***in' talented!
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jamieclayton9
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nice one mate :lol: :lol:
all my previous rides, c50 steppie, h100s, cb250n superdream, gpz500s, gsf600s bandit, gsf1200s bandit, zx6r, thunderace, dr350, sv650s, cb600f hornet, honda ntv650, Honda ntv600 revere, Kawasaki GPZ500s, BMW F650cs, Suzuki SV650s (Current) and the wifey type person ;-)
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:lol:
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Har dee har har
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