Pinch my nipples!

[LWR GERRY]

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time...

A woman in the USA went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she'd bought because it wouldn't work.
The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she'd bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming:
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager came to the woman and asked: "Ma'am what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she'd bought it on special.

Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and screamed: "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" and by doing so, she drew an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleaded: "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman replied: "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING S****ED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.

[xploitation]

very good!!

where do you get all of these from?

[sonic]

very good and definitely worth a

(sorry post count monitors - no offence admin not you...)

[Gingey]

very good and definitely worth a

(sorry post count monitors - no offence admin not you...)