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Jewell
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WOMEN! NWS

Post by Jewell »

Women eh!
boob jobs,botox,pierced ears,nipples,bellys and clits.Eyebrows plucked,bikin lines and legs waxed and they wont take it up the ARSE because it HURTS :roll:




:lol: sorry ladies
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Re: WOMEN! NWS

Post by Gandy »

Jewell wrote:Women eh!
boob jobs,botox,pierced ears,nipples,bellys and clits.Eyebrows plucked,bikin lines and legs waxed and they wont take it up the ARSE because it HURTS :roll:




:lol: sorry ladies
Oh Maybe that's just what they tell you! :lol:
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Post by chris_1127 »

you didnt mention flu jab Jewel, thought that would have been more appropriate for you, cos they only feel a little prick then too :lol:
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Post by Jewell »

thats another dig to the list chris.....

about 10-nil to you so far.
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Post by chris_1127 »

sorry mate, i just hate to miss a cheap/easy shot :wink:
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Post by Jewell »

its ok.....

but i never forget :wink:
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Post by tobyedmunds »

just one word for you matey.... POPPERS
bike's gone.... roll on next stage of the masterplan!

hi 5 plan of attack, with the dream team aka three amigos
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