Thoughts for the day

[LWR GERRY]

THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY


10 - Life is sexually transmitted.



9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can Die.



8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an

erection, make him a sandwich.



7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to

Use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but You

still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.



5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals

Dying of nothing.



4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention

To criticism.



3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial Tax

cut saves you 50p?



2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is

weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where any untaxed car

is located among the millions of Cars in Britain......



But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants And

Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of

Immigration.......