Husband wanted:

LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » May 8th, '06, 22:27

A lonely widow; aged 70; decided that is was time to get
>>>>>>married
>>>>>>again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> HUSBAND WANTED:
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>>>>>> >MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's);
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >MUST NOT BEAT ME;
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME;
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay;
>>>>>>she
>>>>>>
>>>>>>opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a
>>>>>>wheelchair.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>He had no arms or legs. "You're not really asking me to
>>>>>>consider you;
>>>>>>
>>>>>>are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you .... you have no
>>>>>>legs!" The
>>>>>>
>>>>>>old gentleman smiled; "Therefore; I cannot run around on you!"
>>>>>>"You
>>>>>>
>>>>>>don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again; the old man
>>>>>>smiled;
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Therefore; I can never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and
>>>>>>asked
>>>>>>
>>>>>>intently; "Are you still good in bed??" The old man leaned
>>>>>>back; beamed
>>>>>>
>>>>>>a big smile and said; "I rang the door bell; didn't I?"

Jewell · Post by **Jewell** » May 9th, '06, 11:13

class.

baskie · Post by **baskie** » May 9th, '06, 12:46

lol
, thats sick
lol

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » May 9th, '06, 12:52

jim1979 · Post by **jim1979** » May 9th, '06, 14:54

pucka

tobyedmunds · Post by **tobyedmunds** » May 9th, '06, 15:08

timmy lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay · Post by **Jay** » May 9th, '06, 16:20

Very good

Funky · Post by **Funky** » May 9th, '06, 16:47

Ha ha great one...but would it be ok to punch him?

tobyedmunds · Post by **tobyedmunds** » May 9th, '06, 17:57

Funkalicious wrote:Ha ha great one...but would it be ok to punch him?

right in the ball sack... that'll take the grin off his face